November 27, 2009

Smybs, I see that you survived! YAY. How bad was it?

(also- oh my god, new super mario withdrawl like woah.)

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Shitbricks. Fever is at 101, and my normal body temp is a low 97.

Please let this just be a bad cold, not the flu or The Flu. Please.

I am drinking all the potable fluids in the land.

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minou: I’m just going to take a moment and think about Harvey Milk. Join me.

minou:

I’m just going to take a moment and think about Harvey Milk. Join me.

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BASICALLY.

BASICALLY.

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I JUST TEXTED THAT PICTURE IN FROM MY NON-COMPUTER CAMERA PHONE, I DIDN’T KNOW EVERYONE WAS WATCHING ELF. THIS MAKES ME ALL SMILEY AND SHIT.

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Housesitting, Tigger and I are watching Elf. We hope you find your dad, Buddy.

Housesitting, Tigger and I are watching Elf. We hope you find your dad, Buddy.

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For Cat and BAL

Yellow Ledbetter - Misheard Lyrics

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Paul McCartney’s Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time might just be the most annoying song in the history of the universe.

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November 26, 2009
AND Charlie Brown Christmas, Tuesday @ 8pm on ABC, yay!

AND Charlie Brown Christmas, Tuesday @ 8pm on ABC, yay!

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And then this one.

And then this one.

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Charlie Brown time.

Charlie Brown time.

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rosasparks:(via lolerature) #Irving #Rip Van Winkle #tryptophan

rosasparks:(via lolerature)

#Irving #Rip Van Winkle #tryptophan

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Official anticipated schedule

My dad sent me this last night, which is exactly what would be happening right now if I were spending KThxGiving with the paternal side of the family. Exactly.

8:00 Turkey and stuffing prep begins
9:00 Turkey placed in oven
9:01 Corn pudding mixed and refrigerated
9:02 Rolls divided / left to rise in office window
10:30 Scott, Chris, Jackson, OE arrive
10:31 Scott makes beer run
10:32 Mike evicted from OE’s room
12:00 Green bean prep commences
12:15 Browning retrieved from Drury Inn; caffeine administered as needed
1:00 Tubers peeled by Ward, left to soak (both the potatoes and Ward)
1:15 ‘Family E’ arrives
1:16 Beau wonders why he didn’t just drop those three off and escape to Glascow
1:17 Mason espouses virtues of latest Green Day CD
2:00 Chris asked to give the damn cheese spread a break already
2:10 Rebecca told (for the seventeenth time) that her sweet potatoes will be fine
2:15 Group unanimously votes that they have had just about enough of Mike’s bullshit
2:30 Corn pudding / dressing crammed in oven
2:45 AIC gently reminded that we are not her employees
3:00 Turkey cooking complete
3:01 Potatoes cut, mashed
3:05 Scott makes yet another beer run
3:10 Sam finally snaps, punches the next person to inquire about what he’s majoring in
3:15 Gravy heated
3:45 Rolls placed in oven
3:50 Cranberry salad suddenly remembered, left in refrigerator anyway
3:51 Jackson reluctantly takes drink orders
4:00 Aw hell, let’s eat!
4:15 Browning overheard muttering “Nine hours. For this?”
5:30 OE completes total kitchen sterilization

AIC stands for Ann in Charge, or my grandmother’s alternate persona. You know how Beyonce has Sasha Fierce? That’s basically AIC.

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lauraenoughalready:

The Ohio Players- Jive Turkey

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